This is me on my bike.
I exercise every morning, rain or shine,
thunderstorm, hail, or heat wave be damned!
How else do you think I keep my girly figure?
11. I was in a small neighborhood park when I was challenged to a race. The challenger was a 4 or 5 year old boy "on his new scooter," he said. "Wanna race?" he said. "I said, my
scooter doesn't go very fast." He said, "yes it does! Just press the button!" We race, I lost, by that much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!
12. I picked up my completed tax forms from a CPA that has done work for me for 26 years--also a good friend. He handed me the forms, we chatted for a few minutes,
then he said, "take care, stay out of trouble." I replied, "have to! I can't even rob a bank if I wanted to. My getaway vehicle goes 8 mph!"
13. Another Harley-Davidson story: I pulled into a parking space, right next to a big Harley at a local cafe. I wished I had a picture of
"scooter-rooter" and that bike. Four old men were standing outside the entrance talking (I said old, but they were all a few yours younger than I:). I said as I walked by, "I hope that guy with the
Harley doesn't take the wrong vehicle!"
14. Going through Red Mountain Park one morning, a guy in a pick-up leaned out his window and asked, "Where can I get one of those
scooters?" I answered. "How much do they cost?" I answered. "That's the way to go." I answered, "it's the only way to go if you don't have a driver's license!"
15. The Indians have a name for my scooter ---"The Chair That Walks"---Gotcha! I made that up ;)
16. There was this woman that---whoa---can't tell that one ;)
17. If you are getting the idea, that I have run out of scooter doings--you are right---have to wait for something to happen--it will--when
you travel in the slow lane.
18. Going from here to there, I sometimes get a two-tap "hello" on the horn of a passing vehicle. I never know who it is, but I know it's
not my wife, because it sounds friendly.
19. Traveling early in the morning, I usually see several groups of quail and cotton-tail rabbits. I have gotten into the habit of "talking
to the animals." They never talk back, but it seems like the thing to do :)
20. Dogs do not like scooters! They ALL bark at me going by, even if they are behind a fence and can't see me. So I know it's nothing
personal but it is kinda annoying . . . so I started barking back. I found out, though, that like a woman, you can't get in the last bark ;)